A Funny Poem

This is a funny poem I wrote.

MY HAT

1. My hat is awesome
2. It looks better than a dead possum
3. It is red
4. It sits upon my head
5. My hat is plaid
6. I think the possum's name was Brad
7. It is also black
8. I think the possum got squished by a yak
9. My hat I do love
10. That yak I would like to shove
11. Oh no! A dove stole my hat
12. The yak was fat
13. I wish the yak would eat the dove
14. There would be no terror from above
15. But the yak would just get fatter
16. And it would shatter the ladder
17. Ukuleles bother me
18. Do not ski into a tree
19. Oh look! There goes the yak
20. It's heading out for a snack
21. Maybe cookies, maybe cake
22. Maybe possums on a rake
23. I want my hat back on my head
24. I wish the possum wasn't dead
25. Oh look - where's Brad?
26. He might have ran off to go see Chad
27. Chad is a fat yak
28. The one that ran off for a snack
29. I wish they would come back
30. To launch a dove attack
31. I wonder what that dove is named
32. I hope my hat is not stained!
33. I'll call the dove Ted
34. Hopefully he likes bread
35. I hear a yak!
    
36. My animal friends have come back!
37. We must attack Ted
38. To get my hat back on my head
39. Oh - look at that
40. Ted decided to give back my hat!

That is the poem I wrote for my English project. The hat is actually real. Go to: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixFHR22TAnnWnQlBVG9KY8_ccqFEo_KsZCl7YCuOO9-osRoMwLkNHSME23eny4YJnM9d4Qmi41rwv6EVm_YYZHLMsOvImdAa-X61ZoJzWGkBNvvTJ911vk4URi2ALtCXsnj7KgN5fE3GE/s320/WetSealBuffaloPlaidFedoraHat.jpg To see a hat like my hat. My hat doesn't have the black strip of fabric near the brim, though, the plaid just continues.