A Funny Poem

This is a funny poem I wrote.

MY HAT

1. My hat is awesome
2. It looks better than a dead possum
3. It is red
4. It sits upon my head
5. My hat is plaid
6. I think the possum's name was Brad
7. It is also black
8. I think the possum got squished by a yak
9. My hat I do love
10. That yak I would like to shove
11. Oh no! A dove stole my hat
12. The yak was fat
13. I wish the yak would eat the dove
14. There would be no terror from above
15. But the yak would just get fatter
16. And it would shatter the ladder
17. Ukuleles bother me
18. Do not ski into a tree
19. Oh look! There goes the yak
20. It's heading out for a snack
21. Maybe cookies, maybe cake
22. Maybe possums on a rake
23. I want my hat back on my head
24. I wish the possum wasn't dead
25. Oh look - where's Brad?
26. He might have ran off to go see Chad
27. Chad is a fat yak
28. The one that ran off for a snack
29. I wish they would come back
30. To launch a dove attack
31. I wonder what that dove is named
32. I hope my hat is not stained!
33. I'll call the dove Ted
34. Hopefully he likes bread
35. I hear a yak!
    
36. My animal friends have come back!
37. We must attack Ted
38. To get my hat back on my head
39. Oh - look at that
40. Ted decided to give back my hat!

That is the poem I wrote for my English project. The hat is actually real. Go to: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixFHR22TAnnWnQlBVG9KY8_ccqFEo_KsZCl7YCuOO9-osRoMwLkNHSME23eny4YJnM9d4Qmi41rwv6EVm_YYZHLMsOvImdAa-X61ZoJzWGkBNvvTJ911vk4URi2ALtCXsnj7KgN5fE3GE/s320/WetSealBuffaloPlaidFedoraHat.jpg To see a hat like my hat. My hat doesn't have the black strip of fabric near the brim, though, the plaid just continues.

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The Power of JESUS!!

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I can't think of anything else to post, so HAPPY EASTER!!

New Computer!!

I am writing this post on the new computer! I know I haven't mentioned a new computer before, but it arrived unexpectedly so I couldn't know about it. When the computer got set up and turned on last night, the internet wouldn't work and they were setting it up, so I couldn't do anything on the internet until today. NEW COMPUTER!! It's a flatscreen, e-machines, black, high-tech yet easy-to-use computer with AWESOME solitaire! I love solitaire... Hmm, nothing to wikipedia today, so I can show you something cool!
Wikihow link: http://wikihow.com/Poke-Yourself-on-Facebook Only useful for facebook users, so: http://www.wikihow.com/Build-Your-Blog-As-a-Brand Good for any blogger!
Non-blogger-or-facebook-user link: http://wikihow.com Wikihow!! If the first 2 links aren't right for you, use the third link and find a wikihow article that's right for you!

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The Days Grow Shorter...

Confusing title, right? Well, I'll explain it, then. The massive earthquake in Chile actually moved some of the Earth's mass around, making it a little bit thinner, which caused the Earth to spin faster. That doesn't mean that one day is now 23 hours, it just skimmed 1.26 millionths of a second off the day. It'll take 2,174 years for one second to have been lost. According to my calculations, that amount of time will be 68371430399 seconds instead of the normal 68371430400 seconds it normally takes for 2,174 years to pass. After 4,348 years 136742860798 seconds will have passed, instead of the normal 136742860800 seconds, since the Chilean earthquake. That's a lot of math! Link: http://articles.latimes.com/2010/mar/03/local/la-me-lost-time4-2010mar04 Ok?



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We have a Facebook fan page!!

I, as the writer and owner of this blog, have officially created a Facebook fan page for this blog! It's called "Interesting Things That Bore Me", but I bet you could have guessed, or already know from seeing the page before the blog. So... How about I post a LINK? Wait, first I'm going to improve the page, THEN I'll post the link. Ok? Ok. Finishing up the editing of the page, but now I have to publish it! Link: Ok?



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Thoughts on Facebook

Well, since the last post was about how much I don't like something, this post will be about something I do like. Facebook. Facebook is really cool, where you can connect with friends, play fun games(there are a LOT of games), or just be bored! You can become a fan of the state you live in(all the states are competing to get 1 million before the others), use any of the fun applications, become a fan of your favorite thing(Facebook's even got a fan page on Facebook!), join a group, or create your own fan page or group! Facebook's really fun. Sorry about using the word "Facebook" too often, but that's what this post is about! Link: Ok?


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