Okay, okay, I'll post.

I know I don't post often, and when I do it's at my mom's insistance, but I don't think anyone reads my blog anyway. Except my mom, of course, how could I forget that. So I have a challenge for you readers. So, here it is:
How many people read my blog?
Comment if you have read at least two posts. Counting this one, of course. But that DOESN'T count if you read another post just to make me happy. That makes me angry. So, just to make sure, when you comment you have to summarize another post from the blog.
That's the challenge. But Mom, you don't have to do this because I know you always read my blog. Also, yes, I got your picture message Mom. It's very cute.
Enough of the one-sided conversations, I'm bored.
Ugh, I wish people would stop sending me requests on Facebook! It's getting soooooooooo annoying!!! I have nothing else to, um, type about. So I guess that makes it link time.
Linkety-link-link-linnnnnnnk.
Just an interesting bit of news about pizza.
And, ISAT's are coming up... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! Further proof that ITTBM is a year old.

Uh, sorry Mom, but I have nothing else to type about.
Bye!
RJ

Puppy Bowl Time!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is the day of the Puppy Bowl. Now, I did one of these "Puppy Bowl vs. Super (Stupid) Bowl" posts last year, and that reminded me that I forgot to say- ITTBM (Interesting Things That Bore Me) IS ONE YEAR OLD!!!!! Happy Blog-day to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, I'll (unwillingly) talk about the Super-Stupid-Bowl. Last year's SuperStupidBowl post was very long and rambling, so I'll just give some statistics.
Teams: Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Green Bay Packers
Date: TODAY!!!!!!!! (February 6th, 2011)
Number: XLV / 45
Wikipedia Link: StupidBowl-XLV

Now for Puppy Bowl discussion. Statistic time!!!!!
Teams: No pre-defined teams
Date: TODAY!!!!!!!! (February 6th, 2011)
Number: VII / 7
Link: PuppyBowl-VII

That's a lot of statistical facts!!! Now, a recipe for guacamole.
Yes, that was random, and I do dislike guacamole, but I had to do it for all you tailgaters out there. I also know that nobody reads this blog except my mom.
Shoutout time!!
HI MOM!!!!!

Uh, I have to go now.
Bye!!
RJ

ADVERTISING!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, my faithful readers, I have good news for you!!! We will soon be having new people visiting Interesting Things That Bore Me!!!!! I got a coupon for $100 free advertising with Google AdWords!!! Google AdWords works by targeting certain words that people Google, showing an advertisement for the website, and hoping that the people go to the website! Awesome, right?! Yeah, I know. Now, I will have to enforce a VERY strict security policy.
NO telling where you live
NO using peoples' real names unless you are talking about celebrities or other well-known people
NO other stuff that would make you or others unsafe
That's my new policy!!
Now, I'm off to advertise!!! SO... To keep you entertained, I guess it's................ LINK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
-link-
A blog that I LOVE, it's very funny.

Bye!!
RJ

I'm Ba-ack!!!

I know I haven't posted in a while, and I'm sorry about that. I just haven't had time!
Okay, so I guess, since so many holidays have passed, I should say...

HAPPY LABOR DAY-HALLOWEEN-THANKSGIVING-BLACK FRIDAY-HANUKKAH-CHRISTMAS-NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, that's a LOT of holidays!!

Ugh, no one reads my blog! I think I should advertise on Facebook!! I've been running this thing for nearly a year and only my mom reads it!!

You know what's awesome? BiC AI mechanical pencils!! I just bought two at the grocery store and they ROCK!!! They have a three-way lead advance system, and Japanese erasers! JAPANESE ERASERS!!!!!!!!! And French leads!! From FRANCE!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I'm getting WAY too excited, but how can't I?! Okay, the three-way lead advance system works by giving more lead when you click, shake, or write with the pencil; the Japanese erasers are 1.5mm in diameter, and the French lead is average mechanical pencil lead. But the pencils are AWESOME!!!!!!!!

-yaaaaaaaaawn- An hour and a half till bedtime...
What should I do now?!
LINK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fibonacci sequence
A link to the Fibonacci sequence, the namesake of my parakeet, Fibonacci.
Random conversation time!!!
Me: HI!!!
Random Creepy Voice(RCV): Hello...
Me: Who are you?!
RCV: someone...
Me: ?!
RCV: Goodbye...
Me: Good riddance, ya loony!!!
RCV: ?!?!?!
-end-
THAT was random.....


Bye;
RJ

Randomness... and TUBAS!!

Okay, I'm back from vacation, I have a new little brother, and I've started 7th grade. ALSO, I get to try out the tuba on Monday!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY-YAY-YAY!!!

Too crazy for you? Okay then, I guess... I'll... be bored.


Wait...
(non-existent drum roll or something of the sort)


LINK TIME!!!


Link...

There's your link!

OKAY... now I'm bored.

So... bye?

RJ

(P.S. I'll post more stuff later, when I can actually think of something other than tubas and boredom.)

I need a pool!!~~AGAIN!!!

Well, I'm out of Yellowstone. Yellowstone doesn't have internet.

Or pools!
AND, neither does this hotel. So, this will be the 4th day of this vacation without swimming! Hopefully, Laramie has a pool! The reason I really want to swim now is that I saw people in Yellowstone swimming in a special part of one of the lakes set aside for swimming. Before that, I had no problems with the lack of pools in Yellowstone.

So... pool needed! Jackson, Wyoming, is a ski town. People want hot tubs, not pools. Good for them, not good for me!

Random fact/ weather info: NW Illinois will be experiencing a lightning storm sometime around 6:30pm today(Friday, July 23).

Random...
Okay, you're probably bored with this now,

Bye!
RJ

V-2: Wall Drug, Crazy Tourism, and a water park.

Well, fkjdfsjdhj. I don't have my camera.

Okay, on a happier note, I am-sorta-a time traveler. I traveled into mountain time today, meaning that I gained an hour, giving my day 25 hours instead of 24. Or maybe still 24, I don't know.

Tomorrow's post will be... -imaginary drum roll- ...Mount Rushmore!! Yay!!

Actually, I do have my camera. It was in my phone case.
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Okay, tomorrow I will post some pictures. Going to go now,
Bye!
RJ