Title: Today is New Year's Day. The whole Last part is a reference to the fact that it's 2012, and in eleven and a half months, we're all supposed to die! And auto-save just copped out on me.
My views on the new year!:
The world won't end. The Mayans just didn't feel the need to make a new calendar 'cause they figured they'd be long gone before now. True dat, me Mayan homies!
It'll probably take till October for me to finally get the year right when I'm writing it down. That really happened last year!
I'll have another historical event to have lived through! List to come later.
And... I got nothing.
List of historical events I have lived through! In chronological order!:
I'm not sure about '98 or '99, so starting with...
Y2K! New Year's Day, 2000
The anthrax attacks! Yeah, a list of my worldly wisdom to come later.
The election of the first black president! And his visit to my hometown's county fair!
Guess what! I just said goat cheese! Random, I know...
The death of Osama Bin Laden!
Owning four parakeets! But that's not historical. And neither is goat cheese!
Two centuries, two millennia, three decades, and thirteen and a half years!
And now for a list of all my worldly knowledge!:
Don't sit up at one am on the toilet reading about the anthrax attacks of '01. It makes you get slightly paranoid.
It's hard to come up with your own worldly knowledge when you're trying to.
Osama Bin Laden autocorrects on the iPhone to pajama bin laden.
Riding a bike hurts me...
Tom makes the most AMAZING cinnamon rolls! (Mom, I don't care if you tell Tom I said that. In fact, it would be nice if you did. He would probably feel appreciated!)
Most of these posts have notes to my mom in them(... not insulting you Mom, but it's true!)
Yeah... these lists are getting boring!
Oh, and I KNOW that there's a site called ListMania, but, well, whatever. Copyrights to them, usage of spaces to me!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!